Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts

Thursday, 19 May 2011

Cash for Planning Permission? Avast and ahoy there! A pirates life for us!

shivver m'timbers, planners ahoy!
So cash in return for planning permission is finally near!?   We here at Three Magnets say thank you!  Now us lazy council jobsworths/nonjobs can really mug the residents and businesses of this great land.

We'll charge you for pre-app advice then give you the wrong advice on purpose or by 'accident', take your pick...  After that we have another pre-app meeting (you're paying obviously) and see where it leads.

Now the best bit, during the pre-app advice is that we'll 'mention' (ahem) that we need some new traffic lights or money for some poor people, or why even lie just say it's for our pocket money?!

After you receive your permission we'll make you walk the plank in to the ocean full of building control sharks...

Who is our much feared captain I hear you cry? Captain Pickles

Monday, 7 March 2011

Local Authority Planners receive much needed boost to their egos

So we heard yesterday that Local Authority planners are the new evil! We here at Three Magnets wonder whether David Cameron imagines himself as a James Bond or Luke Skywalker type character after all those naughty villains.

This is great of course for the egos of all the local government planning types who have wondered whether their jobs made any difference at all.  Dinner party conversations will be filled with chatter about planners now!  
Forget banking my son's going to be a planner!
Let's face it, if you're reading this you know that planners have always been cool.  Who would you rather be Luke Skywalker or Han Solo or Darth Vader (we bet you didn't choose Luke).

The Local Planning Office (source: wikipedia)
Apparently it's all down to a handful of planners and not the wbankers that have crapped up our economy....  Still never fear when Tesco is running our planning departments they will all help small businesses print free money and build large scale developments....

Wednesday, 24 November 2010

knowing the cost...

Pronouncements that Councils may be able to set their own fees for submitting planning applications soon are filled with both trepidation and opportunity.

Setting aside the work likely to have to be done for any Council to actually know the true cost of running its DC Services - a monumental task which shouldn't be underestimated given that for many, true running costs are borne centrally or absorbed by bodies corporate (e.g. office space, phones/communications, IT, committee's).

So many questions..

Will developers be driven to make decisions on planning applications merely on the basis of the cost of it? In my experience it can be a limited factor but often not the critical one. A few quid here or there wont make a huge amount of difference.

DC (sorry DM) costs are simply not those of an application. What about pre-application services? (we know some of you charge) and appeals? Will hard pressed but financially astute DM managers try to recover costs through the appeal process - i might on some of the more spurious WR cases! "Costs" also come from delays, skill shortages, inappropriate resourcing, dare I suggest even through ministerial pronouncements!!

We ask should DM be better or cheaper? or Both? Setting local fee rates is perhaps just the tip of the iceberg.

Can new or different working practices do it cheaper? Might it release funding for new investment if a business case is made? How will the business case for the charge be scrutinised?

Should a high cost but poor/inefficient service charge more than a cost effective neighbouring authority? What incentive is there for Councils to be more efficient if they can set their own fees ? Come on Ezer dont be quite so cynical...

Many experimented with limited outsourcing when high volumes of applications swamped them in the good old days. Is it time to lo0k again at this? Would this give lower costs and will commercially astute managers outsource certain admin tasks (e.g. scanning, printing, record management). UNISON are probably sharpening the knives as i type as staff cuts are inevitable. Pickles has already mentioned mergers so is there scope to look to control costs that way? Are consultancies waiting in the wings developing commercially irresistible "packages" that offer to reduce costs by working better, smarter. They know their market after dont they?

I suspect the cost of processing a householder application in Westminster is significantly different to Northumberland for all sorts of reasons. Development Management is a political process and I suspect the true costs of householder applications between wards of the same council will vary significantly. How can this be addressed?

Ryanair have become the masters of tick box charging... might we see the beginnings of more costly fast track services and a cheaper less expensive alternative? Could developers negotiate advance discounts for submitting a minimum number of plots per year? Its a local decision and its yours to make.

In areas where there is a higher proportion of smaller (lower paying) applications, will fees rise significantly more to cover fixed costs? Does that place those areas at a disadvantage? Whats the betting rural areas fare worst?

However.... as any business knows it isn't only cost that matters (albeit understanding costs and controlling them is vital).

Value is a different story. Value is something that people gladly pay for and its very different. Can we deliver better, quicker more efficient services, make them customer focused (for all parties), raise service standards and manage expectancy? Lets do business not do battle. Might we see personal account managers (after all a case officer is but a customer account manager)? If charges rise, and customers see no justification then they are right to question the value of it all. "Can I have my money back please" may become a frequent sound in peoples ears.

So that brings me to my KEY question, the thought for the day. If localism is truly about local people making local decisions. "the people" is the electorate. But they too are customers, service users -something still often forgot. You can choose your hospital, you choose your school, so why not let planning customers decide where and to whom they submit the planning application?

The PlanningPortal could become the place where Planning Departments bid for work?

Come on folks.. shall we let value decide.

Tuesday, 26 October 2010

Government discovers new motivational method.



Not Just like the video game
The government confirmed with immediate effect its new proactive policy.
"Mark Prisk has warned towns halls that have submitted rival bids to form local enterprise partnerships covering the same area to 'sort themselves out' or face being left behind by their neighbours." Source Regeneration and Renewal
Oh sure sounds reasonable enough right?  But you trying saying that to your kids in front of people " sort yourself out or I'll leave you in the car park"...