If a planner comes out of the woods today; You're sure of a big surprise.
Any planner going down in the woods today; had better go in disguise.
For every planner that ever there was will cower there for certain because
Today's the day the planner will have his arse kicked.
Every planner if he’s been good is sure of a treat today; They’ll keep their job to be able to eat but no more wonderful games to play. Beneath the trees, where nobody sees they’ll suddenly become eager to please; Today the planners change is messianic
The planning bears were having a lovely time until today.
Osborne catch them unawares,
And make them give the people a planning holiday.
No longer will they gaily gad about, They used to play and shout, They never had any cares.
At 12 o'clock George Osborne and Pickles will send them off to bed.
Because they're enemies of enterprise.